POOPONGS SMELLY PAGE OF STUPID CRAP

Hello and welcome to my crappy page of rants, raves and absolutely useless tid bits, that are genuinely bound to bore the utter bejesus out of you. My poor little webbies.

I built this site for two reasons.......

1. I was bored and felt like relaying this utter boredom to my loving followers

2. I have absolutely no bloody clue as to the second answer... oh well I'll just make up one.....

   I wanted to create an interesting, diverse and thought provoking page. So people would take notice of the things that are most important on this big earth. The environment, green house emmisions, over population, pollution, terrorism (if your American and named George), dwindling food and water supplies, soil errosion, animal extinction, whaling, dolphin free tuna and the most important of all... WHY THE HELL IS MY BUM SO ITCHY?????

Seriously though. Oh my, yes the mighty PONG himself can be serious (for small bursts of less than 5 seconds at a time). Really what I wanted to do was put down my love for Cult Films and Retro Games on the web, so people can enjoy what they probably dont see too much of anymore.

Now onto a description of the different sections that are up for offer.

POO CLAN: ahhh the mighty POO CLAN. The POO CLAN is just a bunch of mates with enough initiative to create a fun loving TFC Clan. We dont take the game seriously like other clans.... matter of fact there is nothing at all serious about our clan, we just like playing as a group of mates who enjoy watching/helping people hurt and suffer by our hands in cyber world. If you feel you have the right permeating aroma and a good sense of humour, give RES a mail
(RES: [email protected])

TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC: TFC, what a game! In my humble little opinion this is the greatest online game created..... Forget Counter-Strike, Tribes, Day of Defeat (which i do like), Quake 3 (though Quake 1 was the birth of Team Fortress) and all those others. TFC is the gran-daddy of online team based games and will always be the best way to war against your fellow allies and enemies. Get it and kill, kill, kill.... GRAHHHHHHHHHHH :)

RETRO GAMES: I love cheezy old games. Sure they may be old, sure they may look as ugly as a haemorrhoid riddled arsehole, but they were and still are fun. What they lack in looks, length and size, they adequately make up in nostalgia, gameplay and fun. come on in and go back to the days of your childhood in front of the C64, Spectrum, Amiga or PC. Of course you should've been doing your homework instead..... That probably explains why you are now an unemployed internet bum :)

CULT FLIX: Another great passion of mine.... Cult Films. Not your average artsy fartsy, crappy wappy Cult stuff either. Were talking Phillipino midget 007 clones, Turkish anti-hero superhero movies, Porn (and not those bang fests that float about), gore, horror, trippy acid flashback flix and completely absurd oddities that make Frank Zappa on PCP look like a member of the Partridge family christmas special... If you've got the balls go in and have a look... I hold no responsibilty for what these movies may do to your sanity or your lungs from laughing too hard. Don't say I did'nt warn you angina suffering old farts!

The only link that works at this time is the POO site.... give it a whirl.

Please bare with me as I try and get this crappy page going... it's a slow, enduring and arduous job... and all thats working on it is little old me.... so please whip out those violins and start playing for me.

The man you just love to hate with a passion.....     [POO]PONG

Send me an E-MAIL if you have the balls :)